Ifoning

Ok dont want to get sued and I probably could have said iphoning and you might have gotten where I was going with this blog. What did apple do with Iphone? They took something that everyone had already made in a thousand different shapes sizes and iterations and made it simple and useable. I remember unpacking my first imac (so I might as well have called it appleing it or Steve Jobsing it) but most of you would not gotten the reference.

In the seventies when I got my first mac even to unbox it, it said open me first so i just did what it said plugged it in and then it told me what to do. It was that simple. So people iphone everything in iyour life. or ifon it. I mean take what is and make it simple and understandeable and useable by everyone.

Ask yourself what would Steve Jobs do? How would he make it easier to understand easier to use? That is the secret to the most valuable company in the world. Every time they take a product they make it easier to use. Look at their air pods. How many earbuds have you owned? After I lost my $250 airpod pros I bought a similar one for $30 that lasts for days and works drop dead perfectly with my phone. Does it hook up to my ipad and computer and seamlessly switch between all the devices? No. Did it require manual connecting? Yes. So that is the difference. Make it easy and perfect and unmatchable and you can charge ten times more than anyone else in the world.

Procedures to Avoid

Ulthera are no 1 and 2 on my list.

Ulthera. Check out all of the lawsuits. Click here. When have you ever heard of a lawyer, let alone many lawyers take on case, unless its a slam dunk. There are even multiple lawyers that are doing class action law suits against them. You can decide on that. We were literally offered the first device in New York but we heard about potential nerve damage, so of course we said no. Ulthera utilizes ultrasound. We love it for the body to melt fat safely. Ironically we love melting fat vs freezing fat which we will discuss next. But the nerves on the face are too close to the surface of the skin, which is suspected to be the reason for nerve damage. Whether its temporary or permanent is up to the courts to decide. But why take the risk we have been doing Thermage for 17 years many thousands of successful treatments. Patients love it and return periodically to repeat the treatment because you do lose collagen every day of your life. I only repeated my Thermage after 3 or 4 years when I was in my fifties. In my late sixties I started repeating it every year.

Coolsculpting was so obviously bad that I built two websites to address the biggest concern back in 2016, paradoxical hyperplasia. http://www.Coolsculpting.nyc and http://www.Fatfreezing.info Too bad Lina Evangelista didnt see my websites. She could have avoided the disaster that happened to her. Here are a few articles about that. She was even the cover story in People Magazine she suffered so badly physically that it affected her mentally as well. She claims she was brutally disfigured and sued them for $50 million dollars. But what do I know? I am not even a doctor. But I know how to read. And when we read about the potential horrific side effects, Dr Lisa wisely chose to not even think about bringing that technology into our office. It was written in plain english. I copied Coolsculpting’s website, with their own warning and created my websites to warn people back in 2016. Talk about evil doctors only caring about money. How could anyone in good conscience offer that treatment? And many still do.

So either the doctors are stupid or so greedy they are evil. I understand it. If you read the potential side effects you would not get within 100 ft of it. The crazy part about it all is that even when it works. I will even say it might work over 90% of the time. Although I have only spoken to one person in 17,000 phone calls who said they were ok with their results. But if you melt the fat with a radio frequency based technology, the side effect is smoother tighter skin. So does it make sense to risk being brutally disfigured and if it even worked, you would have more loose skin? vs safely melting your fat, body shaping with a side effect of smoother tighter skin.

I will never forget. I went to the Coosculpting seminar. ( I always keep up on every technology even if I dont think it is good) I have to be able to justify what we do, explain what the latest technologies have to offer. I cant just say off the top of my head this is the way it was 6 years ago.

So I go to their seminar. The salesman says “let me show you something” He google searches bad coolsculpting. You will get the same results today. You see what he even described as a “shark bite” What looks like a dent in someone’s abdomen. He said “isnt this great? You can sell them 8 areas x $600, four in the front and 2 on each flank. So now you can make $4800X 4 or $19,000”. I say for what, to give them 8 shark bites vs a technician working with a wand vs being stuck in specific spots and creating a number of dents.

Its really despicable. Like I said the sad part is you can get a smoother tighter result for less money with any radio frequency technology. We happen to love Exilis but there are probably 50 other technologies that use radio frequency. To be complete before you go running off. Radio frequency needs to be operated at a very high temperature to melt fat. So you better go to someone with at least 10 years experience. It would actually be painful without medication. But you better be with an extremely experienced technician. Not a doctor. Doctors dont operate devices every day so they dont have the most experience. They went to medical school to become a doctor not a technician. I cant believe I even have to say that. And I cant believe to this day I still get uneducated people who want the doctor to treat them. It defies all common sense and logic. Although most people I speak to immediately understand it when I point it out.

While we are on this subject. Which do you think is better? A technician with a wand constantly reaching peak temperature then moving to the next area of a bunch of pads, each stuck to one spot? I have noticed that the “medspas” are now offering cutera which is merely stuck to one spot. Funny its actually kind of like Coolsculpting in the sense its stuck in one spot. Fortunately its not as “effective”. meaning that the effect is so small you will never melt enough fat to see an indentation. The absolute best we can offer today is a wand based technology, where the operator can go to the highest possible temperature and then when she reads she is at the critical temperature she can move to the next area and offer a smooth treatment that tightens the skin while body shaping.

Its really so simple that even us lay people get it immediately when it is explained to us.

One last detail sorry to toot my own horn. But we brought the first BTL Exilis device to New York in 2009. That was 9 years before BTL flooded the United States with Emsculpt. Thats the one you see on social. media. People are happy to show off abs. They are not so happy to show off other treatments. Can you imagine someone going on Instagram. saying look at all of my ugly cellulite or stretch marks before I did these treaments. That doesnt happen. We had one lady that was so thrilled she said show my ass. Of course no face or name. Most of our patients say hell no. Not even just my body part.

Sorry for the long story. But BTL is relaunching Exilis regulated to a much lower temperature so the “med spas” with their completely uneducated inexperienced personnel can offer an ineffective treatment without harming anyone. If you dont go to the higher temperature you are getting a “fairy dust treatment” Fairy dust is the term used for a light sprinkling of vitamins vs an effective dose. So I am borrowing that word to describe an ineffective treatment.

You dont want anyone operating these machines at the effective temperature that isnt extremely experience. Neither does the manufacturer. They dont want to get sued, when someone gets burned. To be clear we have performed probably 20,000 successful procedures since 2007. And we do operate these technologies at the highest most effective temperatures. That is why the most wealthy come back year after year to repeat their treatment. Oh sorry. To be clear in case you didnt notice the difference between your baby and your grandmother, one is full of collagen, the other has been losing collagen every day of her life, just like you are. So the treatments need to be repeated. The older you get the more frequently you will need to repeat treatment.

But it beats the heck out of not making collagen and merely stretching thinning skin over bones.

What about Positive Thinking?

Heck I dont know what to say. I started there. I read all of Norman Vincent Peale’s books in the 80’s I had to. My 20 something brain had a lifetime of the worst negative thoughts and ideas.

But lets assume the majority of people reading this are adults and just ruminating. Isnt positive thinking kind of like talking to yourself positively? For a small minority I imagine if you say over and over again, I want to be healthy or wealthy eventually your subconscious will say “Ok then what should we do?” So perhaps it is a path. And maybe it is a tool that should be part of your arsenal.

I think the big problem is we are all different. And if you do not have the capacity for silence or being creative, its probably better to repeat your positive thinking in a kind of mantra vs silly self talk or the 80,000 negative thoughts you had yesterday.

I remember when I was in my mid 20’s running 5 miles a day I would repeat I want to be healthy and wealthy or something like that as a rhythm while I jogged. But in retrospect I dont think it did anything. The real magic happened with Psycho-Cybernetics by Maxwell Maltz. It was movies of your mind. PS I said listening to others was like watching a movie. Maybe watching the movies in your mind like coming attractions. Wow! where did that come from. I think its a great idea.

I have a few posts and even one I wrote today about visualizing. We all do it and truly is extremely powerful. It is more powerful than willpower and we do it every day. Read my post on how to visualize. Why is it a part of so many religions? And by the way I am discounting the supernatural nature of visualizing.

I am merely talking about the practical nature of it. For example if your wife had visualized how the couch would look on the opposite wall 30 feet on the other side of the room vs telling you to move it and lets see how it looks when it gets there you would both be happier and you wouldnt have had to move it back, and get divorced ( just kidding) All she had to do was imagine how empty the wall she removed it from would look, Just sayin.

Maybe I articulated it incorrectly. Positive thinking is probably the starting point of positive visualization. If you think of all the wonderful positive things that could happen then you can think about all of the paths to get you there.

So it will get a small thumbs up from this judge. It is better to think positive than negative. It is better to visualize, and the ultimate goal would be to feel your future every day so it becomes part of every decision.

People often will fulfill your expectations. So there is a danger of thinking negatively. Its kinda like saying “you wouldnt want to do this would you?” the exact opposite of “lets do this its going to be great” and or “lets do this cant you just imagine how great its going to feel to do this?”

But now we are getting into NLP is it visual auditory or kinesthetic. At least approach your self talk or positive talk from that angle. That alone will multiply your results. And for some it might be exponential. ie so that exact same sentence “lets do this cant you just SEE how great its going to be” vs “lets do this doesnt it “SOUND” great?” vs “lets do this, imagine how great its going to FEEL”.

Some people are more one way or the other and it is worth noting. But as I said previously nothing is as great as the present of presence. Start with that gift in all of your encounters in all of your relationships. Listen first. You have no idea what the other person is going through at this moment.

PS what about presence for you? Now I dont mean to listen to the BS self talk. The clue to differentiating the self talk from real ideas and creative thinking is easy, the first clue is it a thought you have had before. Literally one of the 50,000 you had yesterday? Secondly your mind should be quiet not repeating anything negative, nothing from the past no regrets, no worries about the future. Now you are ready to hear what your real mind can create.

Now some of the “masters” out there will call it your subconscious or your superconscious or even the supernatural or God. I dont care what you call it. It will be different and it will be in a different voice from a different place. It will be partially knowing and partially creating. Kinda of like me writing this. It just flows and creates and creates a little more. PS I just thought of “coming attractions for you” hmmm. Where did that come from?

And yes in your alone time banish all negative talk replace it with positive talk or positive thinking or positive imagining. And or in silence find your own creation.

Ashamed or Proud? Me Bill and Diana and Dont forget Honesty is always the core of everything

You know if there is one thing I am great at it is reframing. Well actually I just have a natural different take on everything in life. Too bad I cant tell you all the things I find humorous today. Thats sad because there is so much humor in the things the “wokies” (not to be confused with Wookies) amongst us are actually advocating. There is an endless amount of humor there.

After a “Hamptons Weekend” one of my friends said she was at a dinner party and someone said I “did” drugs and she defended me. “Wow! I am thrilled to death. So I said first of all let me get this straight. So of all the things going on in the world today, Mother Teresa and Princess Diana just died and Bill Clinton is the President. So I am now the 4th most important person in the world? First of all its true I did a lot of drugs. Put me in the same category as John Belushi in my choices. Second of all its actually a source of pride and it was almost 30 years ago. And PS you kept the conversation going rather then letting it pass. Whatever, totally unnecessary. And again I am extremely flattered. For perspective I figured I get to post a photo of me at that time. Too bad I had no idea how good looking I was. Swarthy men were not all the rage back then with the exception of Sean Connery and Andre Agassi and me LOL.

PS I just searched it Princess Diana died August 31st and Mother Teresa died September 5th 1997. I remember we were out in the Hamptons I was renting a house on 15 acres. Should have bought it but I didnt think I should have 2 mortgages. Even though I knew because of strict zoning they had already run out of land to build on.

But I will never forget everyone was glued to the TV for Princess Diana’s funeral or whatever was going on a week after she died. First of all sorry I didnt care, ( oh well more haters) Second of all I kind of thought that Mother Teresa was a hell of a lot more important than someone who married a royal. Mother Teresa was barely a five second mention in the middle of all the Princess Diana ceremonies. I didnt get it and I still dont.

Although today we are more likely to celebrate a porn actress or a rapper than Mother Teresa. Sad either this world is getting really screwed up or I dont belong here anymore. I kinda believe in honesty, integrity, hard work, honesty (did I say that already? it bares repeating)

In the cosmetic world all the doctors are telling me we should take financing for non surgical procedures that require maintenance. Thats not honest. How could you offer a multi year loan to someone when you know they will need to repeat the procedure in a year for optimal results. Oh well now every doctor in New York will hate me. Get in line I will always tell the truth.

Lets not even discuss Bill. Gee if that gets half the world hating me. Soon I will have no one left to “like” me. OK I’ll give you this. I would love it if Bill Clinton were President today. Its October 2023 in case you are reading this in the future.

Forget politics how do you take advanatage of a girl in her twenties? I remember when I was in my late 30’s a 23 year old hit on me. I told her you just got out of college, go out have fun. I am too old for you. She replied I already know what I want I want to get married and have children. I told her I wasnt there yet LOL. But I would have never hit on anyone that young. Forget about the difference in age between Bill and Monica, let alone workplace harrassment. I think technically he might have been her superior, do you think? She was a friggin intern. Again politically would be happy to have him today. He would be considered a fiscal conservative. A balanced budget? We havent seen one since Bill’s time in office. Bring back Bill.

Seriously there is nothing in your life you should be ashamed of. If there is CHANGE IT! I cant think of anything to be ashamed of that you cant change. I have also said multiple times. “Dont do anything you wouldnt be OK seeing on the front page of the New York Times tomorrow.

Well I was really ahead of my time on that one Heck the whole world can see what you did or said in about one second. PS I am not accounting for woke stupidity here. By that I am referring to those that are woke and stupid. So we all have a split second where we decide if what we are about to say is funny or inappropriate. Sadly the number of things we can not say has just expanded by 100.000 and that is truly sad because there is a lot of funny things out there.

So just apply the old rule of thumb to an exclusive degree. ie we always made fun of ourselves first before we made fun of anyone else. Now just keep it on yourself. I am sure there is enough dumb shit you have done in your life. Heck, in my life, it would take a lifetime to merely relate the humorous dumb things I have done.

PS they will stop talking about you when you are dead. Or maybe not if you have something really wonderful, powerful, entertaining or educational to leave to the world.

Subconscious Eating Equals Subcutaneous Fat

This is probably the easiest thing you can do for health and beauty. I just stumbled upon it. As I work from home now, guess what? I own a refrigerator. I also go to Costco. So I have lots of pantries stuffed with food. Some good some bad. So there are cans of sardines and tuna and salmon and so much produce.

So there are great choices and there are still some bad choices although I am trying to slowly wean myself off of hard core sugary snacks with nuts and dried fruits.

For the first time in my life I am having trouble losing weight. In the past the moment I thought of losing weight a few days would pass and it was gone before I even thought of how I was going to do it.

Go ahead send the hate mail. Granted I was running 5 miles a day I was thirty years younger. I worked in a printing plant. So other than avoiding a shitty candy machine, it wasnt too tough. But maybe dont send the hate mail yet because I am struggling but I will figure it out, because I want to.

Even back then, I did have one big challenge I took clients out to lunch. But I had a trick for that. I could imagine whatever I wanted. I could salivate over fillet mignon and lobster and the dessert tray. I only need 2 seconds of will power.

When the waiter came, my only rule was whatever you are thinking is irrelevant just blurt out grilled salmon salad and a perrier.

Thats it 2 seconds. Most days the moment he walked away from the table I did have the urge to call him back. But I wasnt going to do that in front of my clients.

And number 2 ( fitting for this reason) I didnt want to be a fat sick alcoholic, like most salesman were. I was surrounded by motivation. And It was work.

Everyone at the infamous Palm Too or Sparks or Ruth Chris or wherever were either fat, and drunk and really died off quickly. Seeing guts so big they couldnt even get close to the table was motivating and made it obvious this was work and overeating was an occupational hazard.

Now I did allow myself some fun and variety if I was out on a date in the evening. But I loved looking good and feeling great more than I loved “food”

PS my favorite saying is
“Nothing tastes as good as looking good feels”

If you internalize this and memorize this you dont even have to read anything or diet anymore.

I actually wanted to write about something different this morning. Because I realized I was working at home, eating at least 3 meals a day at home and watching TV while I was eating.

Since I stopped watching TV to avoid feeling like shit watching how bad the world and our country is I realized that I was starting to eat consciously and was even enjoying certain foods.

So I stumbled upon this theory accidentally.

I wrote this yesterday when I woke up.

Subconscious eating makes subcutaneous fat.

How can you consciously eat shit? It doesn’t even make any sense. The problem is we rarely eat consciously. Imagine thinking about what you’re eating.

What you’re placing in your mouth. The fact that it’s actually going into your body and your body has to deal with it. What’s it going to do to your body? Will it make you fat? Are you even hungry? Why are you eating it?

It’s usually not even possible to have any of these thoughts because you’re watching TV. You’re talking to someone. Maybe you’re anxious. There is 100 things going on in your mind and none of them have anything to do with what you’re eating.

Being conscious is just not that complicated.

Think before you eat.

Think while you’re eating. It could actually really be enjoyable in a nice way.

The other day  I crunched on a miniature red pepper. Oh my God the sound and it exploded in my mouth. It tasted fabulous.

There is a lot of great food on this planet that wasn’t manufactured.

Eat consciously if you don’t want subcutaneous fat, don’t eat subconsciously try to remember that. 

Different things work for different people. A lot of people resonate with “nothing tastes as good as looking good feels”

But watching TV while eating? Really? Politics? Again from my other post if your subconscious can activate your body so physically that you can avoid getting hit by a car you didnt even see? Imagine what is going on in your body while you are watchching your favorite political channel while subconsciously eating and diverting all of your energy to your nervous system and your muscles getting ready for fight or flight, probably away from your digestive system.

If I was a scientist I would drop the acid test into your stomach to see what is going on while you are agitated when you watch TV. Measure your heart beat blood pressure. We are probably really doing incredible damage on so many levels when we watch TV and eat.

We have no idea how much harm you are doing to yourself besides getting overweight.

Atmosphere TV

PS if you have an office, why not get free streaming content on over 60 channels for free? Its pretty much a no brainer. Oh wait it has commercials LOL. Seriously? Your paid subscriptions like Hulu now have commercials too. The only difference is Atmosphere is only once every 20 minutes and it starts with your own commercial. Lets just say you are a dentist office, you can offer your brite smile as the first commercial or maybe the electric toothbrush you sell. You just might make more money. And PS as a patient I am a bit put off when I see the tech and the dentist “watching TV” and even commenting. Perhaps they will miss that last speck of decay and I will land up losing my tooth and getting a painful root canal or worse yet lose the tooth completely and land up with an implant. I love my atmosphere TV. The only Downside is I dont want to give it up to our New York office. I want to keep it in my home office in New Jersey. Call my friend Eric. He will send you one for free anywhere in the country. ‭+1 (347) 782-6783 or if you are shy you can email him, eric.miller@atmosphere.tv You can cal me and thank me later. Everyone loves their content. Its the kind of stuff they use to sell high def TVs with gorgeous drone footage and underwater gorgeous scuba diving shots or animal channels. And thats just 3 of their channels.

Metabolic syndrome

A set of factors that increase the risk of diabetes, heart disease and stroke.

A waist circumference of more than 35 inches for women and 40 inches for men

High Blood Pressure 130/80 or higher

Fasting glucose higher than 100mg/dl

High triglycerides more than 150 mg/dl

Low LDL less than 40mg/dl for men and 50mg/dl for women

Mass Formation Psychosis

Raise your hand if you havent felt like this at least one day in the past 2 years. Actually probably many days. Have you had a single conversation in the past three years with anyone, friend, family or coworker, that didnt include a discussion about Covid ? or end with “stay healthy” ? CNN and NBC ABC, Fox, facebook, Youtube and Google can all ban the word and tell us that its all fake news. But if you have been alive for the past three years and have listened to news, radio, our “leaders” or even used your phone and gone to “apple news” you have heard nothing but dark depressing news. Just listen to our President “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death” “especially dangerous for young people.” You’re at a high risk of getting sick. And if you get sick, you’re likely to spread it to others, including friends and family. And the unvaccinated have a significantly higher risk of ending up in a hospital or even dying.” Call it what you will “crazy town” “depressing” or this new fancy word everyone is being bombarded 24/7 with fear. The theory of Mass Formation Psychosis or whatever you want to call it is that our brain is in constant state of fear or fight or flight. it will naturally seek or gravitate to anything or anyone that will grant your brain some relief or peace. Its simply a survival instinct you need to relieve that stress or it will hurt you even kill you. We all know stress kills, think heart attacks, strokes at the very least. So this is my reinterpretation of what I read. But I think I described it even better than perhaps Dr Malone who the whole internet has banned now.

So have you followed me so far ? We are all stressed out and anyone or anything that offers relief needs to be embraced with every fiber of your being because your brain is interpreting the “solution” as “life saving” PS if you dont think people are absolutely terrified you havent left your house. The last time I went out everyone is masked, many are double masked and I even see people with face shields and other plastic stuff. Last year I even saw a lady with a plastic bag over her entire head. I wonder how many people have suffocated doing that ? They do tell us to not let children play with plastic bags for fear of suffocation maybe someone should tell the adults. So I dont care what side of the political aisle you are on this is real. If we look back in history I am sure Hitler is restless in his grave right now. Wow the whole world is upset and ready to embrace a leader that can point the finger at a “solution” or race of people or whatever can save our lives. Didnt he even call his path ” the final solution” ? If you lean left you can look back on Trump’s presidency and say that he said all of our problems would be solved if we merely handled illegal immigration. Perhaps one if his multimillion dollar consultants were aware of these extremely irresistable psychological principles. And of course if you lean right and believe in natural immunity which coincidentally I believe just this weekend they admitted is stronger than a vaccine well I think I know what you will think. But the worst part of it all is that no one can talk to one another because we are all suffering from a mass delusion that we are all convinced is life and death and we know the solution and the “other opinion” is an existential threat to our very existence. PS the next election is not going to be about issues. These principles are so much more powerful than debating any issue. So one side is going to demonize the other side period. That will be the play book for both sides. Both sides are going to accuse eachother of foisting an existential threat.

Its a wonder we arent all depressed and that suicide hasnt taken over the no 1 cause of death. Or maybe it has but of course if that dead body is tested for covid and it tests positive Covid will be listed as the cause of death.

New York’s Best Kept Secret

WHERE THE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL GO TO STAY RICH AND BEAUTIFUL

Ever wonder why the rich are beautiful ? In fact now a days there isn’t even a hint of plastic surgery.  Long gone are the days of “cat woman”face lifts replaced by all kinds of strange sounding technologies with equally strange sounding names, like Exilis, Emsculpt, Thermage, Carboxytherapy.   Then we have super high tech nutrition with vitamin boosts unparalleled anywhere in the world.  Rumor has it certain celebrities have called upon a certain NYC nutritionist to meet them on set to administer IV vitamins to help them get through filming in New York

I went to a nondescript location in NYC just this past week to “investigate” what the rich and famous are doing.  There was an “Emsculpt event” that I attended. I met the “beauty doctor” Dr Lisa Zdinak, hormone specialist Dr Lisonel Bissoon and celebrity nutritionist, Dr Oz Garcia who just returned from Gstaad.  Not naming names here but when you pay to summon your nutritionist to Gstaad who charges $25,000 to see him in NY I cant even begin to imagine what kind of money we are talking about,  But suffice it to say I found the secret hideaway of the rich and famous. In fact its so private there is no name on this nondescript upper west side building.  The people who live in this residential buildng have no clue that there are even doctors on the first floor of their building since there are no names on the doors only the the occasional rolls Royce waiting outside and the sometimes glimpse of a celebrity.  The only thing missing was the peepholes that the speakeasys used to have to see who was at the door before they let them in. The clientele that flocks to  this trio hails from all over the world. Precision Aesthetics,  according to their website has a large International clientele, stretching from Europe,  to the Middle East and all the way to the Far East, but no names of course and many bi-coastals from LA as well.  I heard whispers about royal families, Grammy award winners,  runway models needing a butt lift, but obviously no names, all very tight lipped. Online, I found Gwyneth Paltrow  in ads for Thermage, but Precision Aesthetics swears she is not one of their clients

Ironically for the first time some clients are willing to admit to the latest “bio-hack” /beauty treatment, Emsculpt which was what the “party” was for.  According to practice manager John Aslanian, Emsculpt is the biggest and fastest introduction in the 12 years he has been researching equipment.  And he has been researching all over the world.  Together with Dr Lisa they actually go to the AntiAging Congress in Monte Carlo to see International equipment not yet available in the US so they can be first. While there in 2009 Dr Lisa, first with the Thermage CPT was lecturing to the international doctors in attendance about the new Thermage tip. That is where he told me he met BTL Industry, then President, Jan Zarsky, who tasked the two of them to bring the first BTL Exilis to the United States 10 years ago. A machine that shrinks fat which he says results in smoother tighter skin vs freezing fat which actually creates more loose skin.    BTL is the same company that makes the new six-pack ab machine and butt lift, BTL Emsculpt

Ok enough tech talk,  What does this mean to you ?  Patients who frequent this trio,  Dr Lisa Zdinak/Precision Aesthetics, Dr Lionel Bissoon and Dr Oz Garcia often call weeks in advance of their arrival from Europe to coordinate their appointments so they can do a little skin tightening with Precision Aesthetics, walk across the hall to Dr Oz Garcia for a high tech vitamin drip, and finally, one suite over to Dr Lionel Bissoon to check and modify their hormones to be their optimal or Personal Best, which ironically is Dr Oz Garcia’s brand name.

So a small visit here might cost you a small fortune, but you can tighten skin anywhere from head to toe, reduce stretchmarks or cellulite and even shrink your fat with heat at Precision Aesthetics.  Then you can cross the hall and fine tune your eating, supplements and learn about the next high tech hack from Dr Oz Garcia. And keep your hormones youthful with Dr Lionel Bissoon.   I once heard said about hormone replacement,  “As far as mother nature is concerned once you are past childbearing you can shrivel up and die.” You can either go along with her plan, or you can keep your hormones at their youthful levels with natural hormone replacement. Natural hormone replacement is very different than synthetic hormone replacement

Almost  forgot why I was here. I am biohacking my abs with  Emsculpt at their open house event.  This newest iteration from BTL industries has taken the Aesthetic Industry by storm.  It is the first “cosmetic” treatment that is user friendly.  Because its not “cosmetic”  Technically its physical therapy.  Rather than just melting fat which is purely for cosmetic purposes, this makes muscle with the side effect of burning fat. Everyone is proud to admit they exercise, Even if they are actually just laying there doing nothing while their abs are engaged by the machine to make 20,000 crunches and lose fat in the process. Don’t tell anyone but I have heard that many women come in for Emsculpt  say “screw it just melt the fat with the other machine”  I get it, not sure I want to add muscle myself yet,  But again at least it lets you brag about exercise vs “don’t tell anyone I melted my fat”

You  cant say we don’t have choices,  Now if I can just find an extra $100,000 I can spend the day here and come out looking like a teenager again.  Hopefully as I earn my wrinkles I will also earn enough money to banish them no matter what method I choose,  Time to do my crunches. Actually not me, the machine will do it,  I can write this on my phone, while my abs are interacting with the machine and doing crunches. 2018 anonymous