Have you ever noticed that every group of people seems to have its own language, words, or buzzwords?

If we truly understood each other, it would enhance the quality of our relationships. So much of what I write is intended to enhance your life and your relationships with yourself and others. So, deeper understanding and better communication are fundamental to understanding each other.

SPIRITUAL TRANSLATOR

They are on their Journey →. They are an asshole

I understand →. But you still are an asshole

You just havent evolved yet→ I am the real asshole here, but I am trying to belittle you

I am working on myself→ I am still an asshole

I have really evolved→ I used to be a bigger asshole

We are all on a journey together→ We are all assholes

SOUTHERN TRANSLATOR

Dont you look cute → Wow I cant believe you are wearing that drek (drek refer to Jewish translator)

Jewish and Yiddish words and their meanings

Drek→. Dirt mannure

I love that→ What in God’s name would possess anyone to wear that drek?

Putz→. Idiot fool penis

“Ill See you in the Hamptons”→ I dont want to talk to you and I will not want to talk to you if I see you in the Hamptons either

“Ill see you in the Hamptons”→ 2nd meaning. You do know that we bought or maybe rented a place in the Hamptons, because otherwise we would feel like drek

Husband and Wife Communication

Wife- Thats OK, Honey→ Actually means I will get you back, and you are not going to know what hit you

Wife- Ill be 5 minutes→ I will be at least 30 minutes

Wife-I need an hour→ You might as well just go without me I am going to try. on 100 things collapse into a puddle of tears, Tell you nothing fits and I dont want to go

Wife- Would you mind, doing this for me?→ If you dont do it you will regret the day you were born

Husband- I need to stay late to train my new assistant→ I am cheating on you and getting laid

WASP Translator

General Phrases in Common Use

Lets do lunch→ I dont feel that close to you anymore and really dont have time for you

Call Me→ I really dont have time for you, maybe I’ll block you before you call

Polite Translator

She is challenging→ She is a pain in the ass