You know if there is one thing I am great at it is reframing. Well actually I just have a natural different take on everything in life. Too bad I cant tell you all the things I find humorous today. Thats sad because there is so much humor in the things the “wokies” (not to be confused with Wookies) amongst us are actually advocating. There is an endless amount of humor there.

After a “Hamptons Weekend” one of my friends said she was at a dinner party and someone said I “did” drugs and she defended me. “Wow! I am thrilled to death. So I said first of all let me get this straight. So of all the things going on in the world today, Mother Teresa and Princess Diana just died and Bill Clinton is the President. So I am now the 4th most important person in the world? First of all its true I did a lot of drugs. Put me in the same category as John Belushi in my choices. Second of all its actually a source of pride and it was almost 30 years ago. And PS you kept the conversation going rather then letting it pass. Whatever, totally unnecessary. And again I am extremely flattered. For perspective I figured I get to post a photo of me at that time. Too bad I had no idea how good looking I was. Swarthy men were not all the rage back then with the exception of Sean Connery and Andre Agassi and me LOL.

PS I just searched it Princess Diana died August 31st and Mother Teresa died September 5th 1997. I remember we were out in the Hamptons I was renting a house on 15 acres. Should have bought it but I didnt think I should have 2 mortgages. Even though I knew because of strict zoning they had already run out of land to build on.

But I will never forget everyone was glued to the TV for Princess Diana’s funeral or whatever was going on a week after she died. First of all sorry I didnt care, ( oh well more haters) Second of all I kind of thought that Mother Teresa was a hell of a lot more important than someone who married a royal. Mother Teresa was barely a five second mention in the middle of all the Princess Diana ceremonies. I didnt get it and I still dont.

Although today we are more likely to celebrate a porn actress or a rapper than Mother Teresa. Sad either this world is getting really screwed up or I dont belong here anymore. I kinda believe in honesty, integrity, hard work, honesty (did I say that already? it bares repeating)

In the cosmetic world all the doctors are telling me we should take financing for non surgical procedures that require maintenance. Thats not honest. How could you offer a multi year loan to someone when you know they will need to repeat the procedure in a year for optimal results. Oh well now every doctor in New York will hate me. Get in line I will always tell the truth.

Lets not even discuss Bill. Gee if that gets half the world hating me. Soon I will have no one left to “like” me. OK I’ll give you this. I would love it if Bill Clinton were President today. Its October 2023 in case you are reading this in the future.

Forget politics how do you take advanatage of a girl in her twenties? I remember when I was in my late 30’s a 23 year old hit on me. I told her you just got out of college, go out have fun. I am too old for you. She replied I already know what I want I want to get married and have children. I told her I wasnt there yet LOL. But I would have never hit on anyone that young. Forget about the difference in age between Bill and Monica, let alone workplace harrassment. I think technically he might have been her superior, do you think? She was a friggin intern. Again politically would be happy to have him today. He would be considered a fiscal conservative. A balanced budget? We havent seen one since Bill’s time in office. Bring back Bill.

Seriously there is nothing in your life you should be ashamed of. If there is CHANGE IT! I cant think of anything to be ashamed of that you cant change. I have also said multiple times. “Dont do anything you wouldnt be OK seeing on the front page of the New York Times tomorrow.

Well I was really ahead of my time on that one Heck the whole world can see what you did or said in about one second. PS I am not accounting for woke stupidity here. By that I am referring to those that are woke and stupid. So we all have a split second where we decide if what we are about to say is funny or inappropriate. Sadly the number of things we can not say has just expanded by 100.000 and that is truly sad because there is a lot of funny things out there.

So just apply the old rule of thumb to an exclusive degree. ie we always made fun of ourselves first before we made fun of anyone else. Now just keep it on yourself. I am sure there is enough dumb shit you have done in your life. Heck, in my life, it would take a lifetime to merely relate the humorous dumb things I have done.

PS they will stop talking about you when you are dead. Or maybe not if you have something really wonderful, powerful, entertaining or educational to leave to the world.